Plastic Surgeon Dr. Wilberto Cortes reveals the most common slang terms women use to describe their butts. Bum, booty, ba' donk a donk?
In today’s culture, there are many different slang words to describe a woman’s rear end. Brazilian butt lift surgeons make women's dream curves a reality, and with so many different types of butts walking through their doors we figured they've heard it all in terms of booty vocabulary. We asked RealSelf Plastic surgeon Dr. Wilberto Cortes to tell us what terms women most frequently use to describe their before and after butts. From a tsunami to a ruler -- you'd be surprised at what adjectives ladies have come up with to coin the state of their rear ends.
Cottage Cheese Butt
A butt with ripples caused by cellulite that resemble cottage cheese.
Moon Butt
Just look at the (dimply) moon and you'll know why.
Ruler Butt
A butt so flat you can use it to draw a line.
Reverse Butt
A butt that is full on the top and not full on the bottom.
Zumba Butt
A butt that moves too much.
Wiggle Butt
A butt that is flat, saggy, and wiggly.
Spankable Butt
A flabby, loose butt.
After Butts: Shelf Butt
This is the butt that you can actually put a six pack on top and it will hold it.
Tsunami butt
A butt as round and big as the curve of a tidal wave.
Bubble butt
A butt that is full on the top and full on the bottom.
Clown butt
A butt that is round every where.
Wave rider
A butt that if you step on it, it feels like a wave and moves like a wave.
Juicy butt
A butt that is soft, sexy and nice.
Pear butt 
A butt that looks like the bottom half of a pear.